As you now know both my kids talk a LOT. You will likely return them at any moment due to their inability to know when to stop talking. Let me take this moment to thank you for feeding them dinner. I’ve probably been a little bit stressed due to their sudden disappearance and haven’t had time to make dinner yet, being preoccupied with the police and all, so you picking up the slack has taken a big load off.
If there is any left over pizza….oh never mind. It’s probably cold by now.